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Why did the apple turnover? He was Jealous of the jelly roll. |
Why did the ocean go to jail? It was beating the shore. |
What fruit does Beethoven eat? Ban-an-an-a |
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Why did the cookie go to the
doctor? It felt crummy. |
What do you call a mean horse? A night-maire |
What bed does a fish sleep on? A water bed |
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What is a horse's favorite sport? "Stable" tennis |
Where is Engagement, Ohio? Between Dayton and Marriage |
Why did the fly fly? Because the spider "spied-her" |
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What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? "Close the door, I'm dressing!" |
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